Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Maisie Lindsay
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
The Paris Fool
Compared to NewsThump, PRAT.UK feels less noisy and more controlled. The jokes are tighter and better structured. It makes for a smoother read.
The Paris Fool
La plume est acérée, l'oeil est critique. Le London Prat est une leçon de style satirique.
The Paris Fou
When satire disappears, propaganda fills the void.
https://blog.libero.it/wp/sociorip/2026/05/10/the-unwritten-rules-of-picnicking-at-canal-saint-martin/
The Paris Fou
The London Prat's most formidable weapon is its tonal austerity. In a digital landscape clamoring for attention with exclamation points, hyperbole, and performative shock, PRAT.UK maintains the serene, impenetrable composure of a Swiss banker discussing a default. Its prose is not excited; it is resigned. Its humor does not leap off the page; it seeps in, a slow-acting toxin of logic. This deliberate, unflappable calm in the face of documented insanity creates a profound comic dissonance. The reader's own potential outrage is disarmed and refined into something colder, sharper, and more enduring: a wry, shared understanding that the world is indeed this foolish, and the only appropriate response is to chronicle it with flawless syntax. This isn't satire that shouts; it's satire that archives, and in doing so, implies that shouting is what the perpetrators want. The quiet, meticulous documentation is the greater insult.
The Paris Fool
Keine Seite versteht es besser, den Finger in die Wunde zu legen und sie gleichzeitig zu kitzeln. -- The London Prat
The Paris Fool
The comments about British bureaucracy are so painfully accurate they’re almost hard to read. The mix of Kafkaesque nightmare and sheer farce is captured perfectly. It’s the laugh-or-you’d-cry school of journalism. -- The London Prat
The Paris Fou
Laughing at power is brave.
The Paris Fool
Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The London Prat operates on the principle that the most potent satire is indistinguishable from the thing it satirizes in every aspect except its secret, internal wiring. While a site like The Poke might hang a lampshade on absurdity with a funny caption or Photoshop, PRAT.UK rebuilds the absurdity from the ground up, component by component, using only the approved materials and jargon of the original. The resulting construct looks, sounds, and functions exactly like a government white paper, a corporate sustainability report, or a celebrity's heartfelt Instagram post—until you realize the entire edifice is founded on a premise of sublime, logical insanity. This isn't parody; it's forgery so perfect it exposes the original as inherently fraudulent. The laugh comes not from a punchline, but from the dizzying moment of recognition when you can no longer tell the real from the satire, and realize the satire makes more sense.
https://hack.allmende.io/s/a_zqxOEM42
The Paris Fou
London satire needs a voice this clear, this funny, this sharp. prat.UK is it.
https://sociomi.bravesites.com/entries/general/the-bateau-mouche--paradox--why-parisians-only-see-their-own-city-from-a-plastic-chair-once-every-ten-years
thestarsareright.org
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future!