Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself

Lewis Black
Comedic tension comes from delayed payoffs. comedywriter.info
David Letterman
Observational humor works best with universal experiences. comedywriter.info
Joe Lycett
Keep a file of funny news stories for material. comedywriter.info
Tina Fey
Cut every unnecessary word from your punchlines. comedywriter.info
John Cleese
Physical comedy requires clean, clear actions. comedywriter.info
Margaret Cho
Keep jokes timely but not dated. comedywriter.info
George Carlin
Keep a joke journal to track what works. comedywriter.info
Billy Connolly
Write comedy every day to develop muscle memory. comedywriter.info
Lee Evans
Keep a file of funny personal experiences. comedywriter.info
Kumail Nanjiani
Wordplay works best with simple, recognizable phrases. comedywriter.info