Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Maisie Lindsay
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
Yonie Bohiney
My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com
???? ??????
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
Sonney Bohiney
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
Jóni Bohiney
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. -- spintaxi.com
Jhánní Bohiney
A great satirical journalism website makes you laugh and then reconsider your life choices. - spintaxi.com
Brannie Bohiney
Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
????? ??????
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com
????? ??????
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
????? ??????
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! -- spintaxi.com
Shoni Bohiney
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com