Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Omani Bohiney
Ever try to use a gift card with 37 cents left? It’s like tipping with Monopoly money. -- spintaxi.com
Kanni Bohiney
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! -- spintaxi.com
Johnny Bohiney
Satirical Journalism Articles - spintaxi.com
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(White) I charged my phone—cord’s drunker than me. -- spintaxi.com
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I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
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Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. - spintaxi.com
Šónia Bohiney
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
Tani Bohiney
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
Broni Bohiney
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
Laniye Bohiney
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. - spintaxi.com